Thursday, June 6, 2024

Clear the Fridge Pasta Salad

There comes a time in life when you get the call.  The call from a neighbor asking inviting you over for a cookout. Well, not one to ever show up empty-handed, I asked if he wanted me to bring anything. He said no. I said, that's not an option, please choose between mac & cheese or pasta salad. He went with the salad. So naturally I made six hundred pounds. It was pretty tasty and will make a solid addition to any cookout, picnic or pot luck. If you don't like Basalmic vinaigrette, feel free to swap in Italian or any dressing like that. I suppose you could even go totally wild and use ranch or Caesar dressing for a real gastric bludgeon. As always, if you try it, let me know what you think unless you don't like it. Then I don't want to hear about it. As always, notes are in blue.

Clear the Fridge Pasta Salad

Ingredients

  • 2 lbs elbow macaroni
  • 1 red onion, chopped
  • 1 cup shredded carrot 
  • 1 cup roasted red/orange/yellow pepper, chopped (feel free to use jarred roasted peppers if you don't want th extra work)
  • 1 can black olives, drained and halved
  • 3 ounces green olives, halved
  • 1 jar (12 ounces) marinated artichoke hearts, drained and chopped
  • 1 cup crumbled feta cheese
  • 6 ounces mozzarella cheese, cut into small cubes
  • 6 ounces pepperoni, diced
  • 1-1/2 cups Basalmic vinaigrette dressing (we originally used a from scratch recipe then realized the bottled stuff was fine, Start with 1 cup of the dressing, then adjust to taste if you want more)
  • Salt and pepper to taste
Directions
  1. Cook pasta according to directions, but stop and drain a minute before the suggested time. 
  2. In a big foil pan, throw in everything and toss the living shit out of it.
  3. Give it a taste. If you want more dressing or salt and pepper, add it. If you want less, you're screwed.I guess you can add more of everything else?
Good Times!